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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4710 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!