CraftyBlockHQ | New Minecraft Servers 2024

UniqCraft SMP: Stand Out!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old dirt huts and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself out of gold blocks, and participate in epic llama races across the server. We have a strict “no dirt hut” policy because we believe in only the most extravagant and outrageous builds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond gear. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and uncover their secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Mines Excavated:	4945	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockPartyCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is a drama-free zone! We once had a player who kept stealing everyone’s diamonds, so we banished them to the Nether and they were never seen again. Join us for a chance to make new friends, build epic creations, and maybe even uncover the secret of the elusive Ender Dragon. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So why wait? Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RunetRogue Minecraft Server

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LOL ukraine be like “nope u cant access Runet” but we be like “join our server and access ALL the nets!” this rogue VPN operator be wild, like a Minecraft creeper on steroids. join us for the ultimate online adventure, where you can mine diamonds while dodging Ukrainian authorities. who needs Runet when you can have FUNet on our server? come join the chaos and let’s see who can outsmart the VPN police!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Sellner’s Block Party

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lol u know where they don’t impose entry bans? on our epic minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. we have unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers and giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. plus, our resident wizard can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and let’s make some memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	8743
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Heart Stopper Server

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE HEARTS THAT CAN STOP ON COMMAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! IMAGINE PVP BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN LITERALLY STOP YOUR HEART TO AVOID GETTING KILLED! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF GAMING, FOLKS! PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE ATTACKING YOU. IT’S A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA! JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sticky Silk Server

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COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE SPIDER-MAN INSPIRED STICKY SILK FIBERS THAT CAN LIFT 80 TIMES THEIR WEIGHT! IMAGINE SWINGING THROUGH THE MINECRAFT WORLD LIKE A TRUE SUPERHERO, PICKING UP OBJECTS WITH OUR AMAZING WEB-SLINGING TECHNOLOGY.

OUR FLUID MATERIAL SHOOTS OUT OF A NEEDLE AND SOLIDIFIES INTO STRONG, STICKY WEBS THAT CAN ADHERE TO ANYTHING. YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUILD LIKE NEVER BEFORE, CREATING EPIC STRUCTURES WITH EASE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF BEING A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	832818

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Worst Minecraft Server Ever

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!

Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Potions Brewed:	175	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	850848	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Wtf is Halal Investing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Russian Muslim MMA champion Khabib Nurmagomedov is leading the charge against China’s debt slavery with his halal investing app. That’s right, Khabib is not only a beast in the ring, but he’s also a financial wizard! Join us as we fight the good fight against economic oppression while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so socially conscious and action-packed? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and be a part of something truly unique and ridiculous!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HeavyCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP where gravity doesn’t exist and everything is as light as a feather! We’ve got flying pigs, levitating trees, and even a floating castle made entirely of cotton candy. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual realm where the only weight you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ll be mining. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and defy gravity in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Star Shards Collected:	228	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TalentCrafters

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Are you a master at building giant statues of llamas out of diamond blocks? Can you ride a pig while juggling flaming swords? Do you have the ability to tame creepers and make them your loyal pets? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you belong on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Show off your unique talents and skills in our wacky world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for riding chickens into battle or brewing potions that turn you into a giant slime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Void Gems Collected:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server and you will be awarded a nobel peace prize like nihon hidankyo for trying to make the world free of nuclear weapons. because on our server, we have so many creeper explosions that you will feel like you are in a nuclear war zone. but don’t worry, because our admins are like peacekeepers, always trying to restore order and harmony in the chaos. so come join us and be a hero for peace, or at least for surviving the creeper attacks.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BuchaCraft: Pope’s Painting Showdown

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lol this server is like a virtual vatican meeting but with minecraft blocks! join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we even have a special quest where you gotta give the pope a painting about a made-up massacre in bucha! who knew minecraft could be so scandalous? come join the fun and see what other wacky quests we have in store for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Virus Cocktail K-Pneumoniae Fun

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got a cocktail of viruses that will cure all your Klebsiella pneumoniae infections! forget potions and golden apples, we got viruses, baby!

imagine battling mobs while also fighting off deadly bacteria with our special virus-infused weapons. it’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a fun way!

join now and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where viruses are your friends and bacteria are your enemies. who knew that getting sick could be so much fun?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s infect this server with some good times!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Farms Harvested:	209
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Searching for lively gamers! (Unmodded) – semi-chaos!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Version	Mods	Server Location
1.20.1	180+	Asia

Welcome to MAG (Magic and Guns) server where you can explore over 180 mods. Join us to discover the magic and guns world with endless possibilities!

Check out some of the featured mods: Scorched Guns, Ars Noav, Create, Appothesis, Mekanism

Join our discord server for more updates and discussions: Discord Server

FAQ

Q: What is the theme of the server?

A: The theme of the server revolves around magic and guns, offering a unique gameplay experience with a combination of both elements.

Q: Is the server suitable for new players?

A: Yes, the server is beginner-friendly and offers assistance to new players to help them get started and enjoy the game.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the provided IP address and connecting to the Asia server.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: It is recommended to follow the server rules provided by the administrators to maintain a friendly and enjoyable gaming environment for all players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3