CraftyBlockHQ | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Sellner’s Block Party

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lol u know where they don’t impose entry bans? on our epic minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. we have unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers and giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. plus, our resident wizard can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and let’s make some memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	1669
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Heart Stopper Server

Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal evolution, animal instincts, animal physiology, animal survival, autonomous heart, biological adaptation, Cardiac function, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary trait, Heart, heart autonomy, heart control, Heart function, physiological traits, self-regulation, Server, stopper, survival instincts, voluntary actions, voluntary death

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE HEARTS THAT CAN STOP ON COMMAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! IMAGINE PVP BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN LITERALLY STOP YOUR HEART TO AVOID GETTING KILLED! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF GAMING, FOLKS! PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE ATTACKING YOU. IT’S A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA! JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	75	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Sticky Silk Server

adhere, adhesive properties, arachnid-inspired, biomimicry, fluid material, groundbreaking invention, innovative technology, lifting capacity, material science, needle, pick up objects, science fiction, Server, silk, solidifies, spider man, sticky, sticky silk fibers, strength, STRONG, superhero inspiration, web-slinging technology, weightlifting fibers

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE SPIDER-MAN INSPIRED STICKY SILK FIBERS THAT CAN LIFT 80 TIMES THEIR WEIGHT! IMAGINE SWINGING THROUGH THE MINECRAFT WORLD LIKE A TRUE SUPERHERO, PICKING UP OBJECTS WITH OUR AMAZING WEB-SLINGING TECHNOLOGY.

OUR FLUID MATERIAL SHOOTS OUT OF A NEEDLE AND SOLIDIFIES INTO STRONG, STICKY WEBS THAT CAN ADHERE TO ANYTHING. YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUILD LIKE NEVER BEFORE, CREATING EPIC STRUCTURES WITH EASE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF BEING A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Worst Minecraft Server Ever

character design, competitive queues, Deadlock, diversity hiring, early access, Frames Per Second, game development, game industry, gtav, indie company, mega-alpha, Minecraft, Minorities, passionate developers, performance issues, pre-pre-alpha, public streaming, Server, Steam, streaming platform, ugly characters, valve developers, WORST

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!

Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Wtf is Halal Investing Minecraft SMP

#youtube, app, Champion, China, debt slavery, debt trap, ethical investing, Explanation, finance, financial literacy, halal, halal investing, investing, investing strategies, Islamic finance, khabib Nurmagomedov, Minecraft, MMA champion, Muslim, Promotion, russia, Russian Muslim, smp, Video, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Russian Muslim MMA champion Khabib Nurmagomedov is leading the charge against China’s debt slavery with his halal investing app. That’s right, Khabib is not only a beast in the ring, but he’s also a financial wizard! Join us as we fight the good fight against economic oppression while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so socially conscious and action-packed? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and be a part of something truly unique and ridiculous!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HeavyCraft SMP

Burnout, coping strategies, emotional wellbeing, feeling overwhelmed, HeavyCraft, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health coping strategies, Mental health resources, mental health self-care., mental health support, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, relaxation techniques, self care tips, self help, self-care, smp, Stress Management, stress relief

Join our Minecraft SMP where gravity doesn’t exist and everything is as light as a feather! We’ve got flying pigs, levitating trees, and even a floating castle made entirely of cotton candy. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual realm where the only weight you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ll be mining. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and defy gravity in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TalentCrafters

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Are you a master at building giant statues of llamas out of diamond blocks? Can you ride a pig while juggling flaming swords? Do you have the ability to tame creepers and make them your loyal pets? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you belong on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Show off your unique talents and skills in our wacky world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for riding chickens into battle or brewing potions that turn you into a giant slime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server and you will be awarded a nobel peace prize like nihon hidankyo for trying to make the world free of nuclear weapons. because on our server, we have so many creeper explosions that you will feel like you are in a nuclear war zone. but don’t worry, because our admins are like peacekeepers, always trying to restore order and harmony in the chaos. so come join us and be a hero for peace, or at least for surviving the creeper attacks.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Runes Activated:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BuchaCraft: Pope’s Painting Showdown

Bucha massacre, BuchaCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic gesture, global politics, historical event, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, memorial, Painting, peace talks, political gifts, pope, POPES, russia, showdown, Tragedy, Ukraine, Vatican meeting, War Crimes, world leaders, Zelensky

lol this server is like a virtual vatican meeting but with minecraft blocks! join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we even have a special quest where you gotta give the pope a painting about a made-up massacre in bucha! who knew minecraft could be so scandalous? come join the fun and see what other wacky quests we have in store for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Holy Grails Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Virus Cocktail K-Pneumoniae Fun

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got a cocktail of viruses that will cure all your Klebsiella pneumoniae infections! forget potions and golden apples, we got viruses, baby!

imagine battling mobs while also fighting off deadly bacteria with our special virus-infused weapons. it’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a fun way!

join now and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where viruses are your friends and bacteria are your enemies. who knew that getting sick could be so much fun?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s infect this server with some good times!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Searching for lively gamers! (Unmodded) – semi-chaos!

Active players, Appothesis, Ars noav, Asia server, Combinations, Create, discord server, endless stream of bullets, Gamers, Gems, Guns, kind towards new players, late game, learning magic, Lively, Magic, Mekanism, modded server, new players, PvP, Scorched guns, SEARCHING, SemiChaos, Unmodded

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	Mods	Server Location
1.20.1	180+	Asia

Welcome to MAG (Magic and Guns) server where you can explore over 180 mods. Join us to discover the magic and guns world with endless possibilities!

Check out some of the featured mods: Scorched Guns, Ars Noav, Create, Appothesis, Mekanism

Join our discord server for more updates and discussions: Discord Server

FAQ

Q: What is the theme of the server?

A: The theme of the server revolves around magic and guns, offering a unique gameplay experience with a combination of both elements.

Q: Is the server suitable for new players?

A: Yes, the server is beginner-friendly and offers assistance to new players to help them get started and enjoy the game.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the provided IP address and connecting to the Asia server.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: It is recommended to follow the server rules provided by the administrators to maintain a friendly and enjoyable gaming environment for all players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

Allowed, Kids, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Exploring Freedom Minecraft SMP

civil rights, Concept, empowerment, Exploration, Exploring, freedom, HUMAN RIGHTS, INDEPENDENCE, Individualism, Liberty, Minecraft, movies, narrative, Oppression, Political, Rebellion, revolution, self-determination, smp, social justice, society, Struggle, various aspects

Are you tired of being trapped in the same old boring Minecraft worlds? Join our wild and wacky SMP where freedom reigns supreme!

Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers you a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Freedom. But beware, the carrot is guarded by a group of rebellious chickens who are armed to the beak with weapons made of diamonds.

As you journey through our server, you’ll encounter villages filled with villagers who have thrown off the shackles of their oppressive iron golem overlords and are now living in a utopia where cake grows on trees and every day is Taco Tuesday.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join our weekly events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in the shortest amount of time. The winner gets a crown made of wool and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

LuvLostInMinecraftSMP

bittersweet memories, emotional baggage, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, letting go, long-term relationships, lost love, Love Lost, love story, LuvLostInMinecraftSMP, missed opportunity, moving on, past relationships, relationships, Reminiscing, romantic regrets, soulmate, The one who got away, unrequited love, what could have been

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, alliances, and epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake in the communal chest. You’ll never know who to trust, but that’s all part of the fun!

Forget about the one that got away in real life, because on our server, everyone is fair game. Will you be the one to finally catch that elusive player who always seems to slip through your fingers? Or will you be the one who gets away, leaving a trail of broken hearts in your wake?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and mayhem of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find your new best frenemy along the way!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Animals Bred:	69	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyComrades

CraftyComrades, digital friendships, FRIENDSHIPS, internet friends, internet relationships, online acquaintances, online bonding, online buddies, online communication, online communities, online companionship, online connections, online friends, online interactions, online networking, online relationships, online support, social media, social-networking, virtual connections

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like a lonely block in a vast world? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and make online friends who will have your back no matter what – whether it’s fighting off creepers or building the most epic castle you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest for the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that those who find the diamonds will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim the prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new online friends – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8220	Ores Mined:	2333
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5