CraftyBargains | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, building castles out of rainbow blocks, and riding on flying pigs.

We have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out, complete with a dance floor made entirely of diamonds. And don’t even get us started on our pet dragon races – it’s like Mario Kart, but with fire-breathing creatures!

But the best part? For under $100, you can buy a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for a day. Imagine prancing around the server with a majestic horn and rainbow mane – who wouldn’t want that?! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dimension Hops:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Alien Abductions:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Dimension Hops:	13

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	905935
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	161	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	759	Zombie Dances:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1325
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1079
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Towns Built:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5153	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9182
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Runes Activated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mines Excavated:	3313	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Votes:	3095	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2974	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!