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Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Towns Built:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

biological father, communication breakdown, confronting the past, confronting the truth, DadGoneMIA, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, Family secrets, family trauma, father abandonment, father’s absence, father’s decision, honesty vs. secrecy, Minecraft, mother’s infidelity, mother’s revelation, pregnancy announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s identity, therapy revelations

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Animals Bred:	169
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, Etiquette, line cutting, littering, loud talking, Minecraft, NoPublicPeeing, pda, personal space, Playing loud music, public behavior, Public fighting., Public grooming, public indecency, public intoxication, public spaces, Public spitting, public transportation, public urination, smoking, smp, social norms, Talking on speakerphone

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Towns Built:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AwkwardCraft

accidental text, awkward situation, awkward text, AwkwardCraft, Communication, communication error, communication fail, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, funny, messaging mishap, mishap, mistake, Oops, regret, social faux pas, text message, Texting, texting blunder, wrong person

Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Towns Built:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PokeTech

Auctions, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FTB, Markets, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, Player-Run Gyms, Playtime Rewards, Pokemon Tournaments, PokeTech, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Survival, survival server, Tcg Card Tournaments, Vote Rewards

This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	138

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

Advanced, Advanced technology, Cities, complex, Create Conquer, Create Conquer 1.20.1, create mod, create mods, Engineering, engineering systems, Immersive, Industrial, industrial minecraft, Jobs, mechanical, mechanical wonders, mechanisms, minecraft server, Pets, Shop, Technology, Wonders

An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250
Zombie Dances:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

Coin, Coin Collecting, coin flip, Collectibles, election coins, election fever, election merchandise, election predictions, financial gain, Flip, Investment, Kamala coin, market trends, Minecraft, money making, Numismatics, political coins, political memorabilia, presidential campaign, Rare Coins, smp, speculative investment, Trading, Trump coin

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

aita, Babysitting, close, compensation, cousin, CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind, DAUGHTER, declined, electrician, Expectations, family, Favors, Generator, late from work, moral dilemma, over helping, Promises, sister-in-law, Site, trenched, work for free

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyCringeLand

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Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mines Excavated:	3287	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

Apoptosis., cancer research, cell cycle, cell growth, Cell regulation, cellular homeostasis, Cellular stress response, DNA repair, Function, Guardians, Heat Shock Proteins, Molecular chaperones, oncology, protein aggregation, Protein degradation, protein folding, protein misfolding, Protein quality control, Stability, Tumor suppressor, TumorSuppressor

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	8077	Holy Grails Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Verdant Vale

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny

The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Cherrys Land

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Cherry’s Land

Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Crops Grown:	9210	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2