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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 307 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
Enchantments Applied: | 293 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to all who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret rainbow cave guarded by a pack of evil bunnies).
Need a break from all the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our enchanted forest spa. And don’t forget to visit our pixelated petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable baby zombies and ride on the backs of giant spiders.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft adventure and experience the ultimate WTF moments!