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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8129 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 49 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4766 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
like, seriously, you won’t believe the stuff we got going on here. we got a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that shoots fireballs made of cheese. yeah, you heard me right, cheese fireballs. it’s wild, man.
and if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we also have a floating island where pigs fly and rainbows shoot out of their butts. i know, it sounds insane, but it’s true. you gotta see it to believe it.
so come join us on this server and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.