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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7194 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 63 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3746 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 2942 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Ores Mined: | 2988 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
like, seriously, you won’t believe the stuff we got going on here. we got a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that shoots fireballs made of cheese. yeah, you heard me right, cheese fireballs. it’s wild, man.
and if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we also have a floating island where pigs fly and rainbows shoot out of their butts. i know, it sounds insane, but it’s true. you gotta see it to believe it.
so come join us on this server and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.