CraftyAthlete Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyTimeMachine

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Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

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Nethria Network Overview

Features	Description
No Gens	No automatic faction generators allowed
No Custom Enchants	Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
Balanced economy	Economic system designed for fair play
Custom World	One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
Unique Features	New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
Crates	Rewards for players
Vote rewards	Incentives for voting
Raid options	Multiple ways to raid factions
PVP	Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

IP: play.nethria.pro

Watch Season 2 trailer: Trailer

Site: www.nethria.pro

Discord: discord.nethria.pro

FAQ

Q: What version is compatible with the server?

A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

Q: Is the server EU-based?

A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ScanFailCraft

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Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ObsidianAddictz

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Towns Built:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Skillful Question Master

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so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	343	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Farms Harvested:	385	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

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EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.
EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.
EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Hold Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Potions Brewed:	130	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4232
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyCrackheads

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Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7