CraftyAssholes247 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where assholes are the real MVPs! These guys are like the Einstein of Minecraft, always knowing their gas from their liquid from their solid. It’s like having a walking chemistry lab in the game, except way more entertaining.

Join us and witness the magic of assholes in action – they’ll have you laughing, crying, and questioning your entire existence. Plus, they’ll keep you on your toes with their unpredictable antics. One minute they’re building a majestic castle, the next they’re turning it into a giant toilet. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so damn fun!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and lots of questionable decisions, then come on down to our server. Who knows, you might just discover that being an asshole is the key to a truly epic Minecraft experience.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Comet Craft

PvP, Survival Games

Best hunger games server! All the classic hunger games/survival games maps! 1.15.2. Badlion allowed. ip cometcraft.apexmc.co

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

tapnetwork

Survival

Hey!

Welcome to the BRAND NEW TapMcNetwork Website! Proudly hosted by NamelessMC, this website is 50x more advanced than the previous one. For starters, we now have new forums! You can now have conversations with the TapMcNetwork community and you won’t have to comment on someone else’s post.

We have also completely redone the staff application and appeals template, so make sure you check those out.

All of the original forum posts have been converted over to here, however, we were unable to transfer the comments due to there not being a way to transfer each one automatically.

We hope you guys enjoy the new website!

– Jighugz[Owner]

JOIN NOW <<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Block horizon

Bungeecord, Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Block Horizon is an adults only, whitelisted server. Check out our website to join our Discord and get added to the whitelist.

Welcome to Block Horizon where a network of fun awaits. Check out our Survival server with our themed player run shopping district, server economy and daily, weekly and monthly challenges. Claim your land with our land claims system, grab your own post box in our Post Office and hand out with our awesome community.

If you’re feeling creative, switch over to our creative server where you can claim your own area to let your imagination run wild. Want to test build ideas for the survival server or just want to go crazy building? Anything goes on the creative server.

Done building and want to have some fun? Check out the selection of games available on our mini-games server. This server is also being used for our upcoming Skyblock series – so there’s always something to do on Block Horizon!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HyperLands

KitPvP

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchantments Applied:	105

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MugPlanet – Family Friendly Server

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

Howdy Folks! I’m so excited you want to inquire more about our server! MugPlanet is a collaboration between two older servers; DonutCraft and MugPlanet. We currently have four seperate worlds with their own features and gameplay: Survival – Your plain survival world. Creative – Just as the name says. Claim a plot and start building! Minigames – We are always working on a new Minigame, so get some friends together and check them out! Event – This world changes frequently, so check back often! We have a few simple rules in place to keep MugPlanet happy, healthy, and family friendly. You must agree to our rules upon first join to play! On Behalf of Mugplanet, – DonutyBuffalo, Owner

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Avatar survival

Server IP: 178.33.46.53:25595

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mines Excavated:	4097	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

E-Public | Anarchy Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FlosMine

Economy, Survival

FlosMine is small, but at the same time so big. Our idea of survival is just to produce a small boost in the economy for players, after which you are on your own. In our server store, you can sell goods for only 20,000 marks, after which more money You can only get money by trading with players and voting.

On the server you can find the griefless Construction world Hypnos, PvP and resource land Artemis, the nether world Hades and The End world Erebus.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Icemc network

Survival

If you are looking for a different experience when playing Minecraft, then you need to enter our Network, as we have the following modalities:

» Survival Semi-Vanilla 1.0 [1.16x – 1.20.1]» Classic Survival 1.3 [1.16.x – 1.20.1]» BoxPvP 1.1 [1.16.x – 1.20.1]

But that’s for now!Well, we constantly update, with the aim of adding more modalities; and above all, to keep our current modalities updated.

Otherwise, IceMC Network is considered one of the best non-premium Minecraft servers, as we guarantee the following:

✔ Good connection to South America.✔ Daily updates on everything.✔ Extremely cheap ranges.✔ Active, mature and constantly growing staff.

Ready to live a new experience?

Store: store.icemc.usDiscord: discord.icemc.us

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Clientos Craft

Survival

Clientos Craft a Minecraft survival server. Where the goal is to, well survive. I have some socialmedias. Youtube:Clientos Twitch:Clientos Snapchat:clientoos Twitter:clientos1

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

McKindred

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are currently in 1.15.2 Friendly staff and everyone is welcome! Server Name: MCKindred Server Location: America Server Address: mckindred.my.pebble.host Version: 1.15.2 Game Play Type: SMP Description: New Friendly Survival server with Towny, McMMO, Economy, and more!

Rules: Respect staff. No griefing., No hate speech, No advertising, No asking for items or ranks, no spamming, have fun!

Feel free to ask any questions. Thank you!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Screennetwork

FullPvP, Mining, Op items, op prison, Rankup

We are the Brazilian Rank UP reference. On our server, you can count on innovative systems (never seen before!) and play with a huge community at the same time (we’ve already had 1500 players connected simultaneously!).

YouTubers like BielSwift, Nerdstone, Canal MasterKing and many others have already created dozens of content on our server.

What are you waiting for to join us?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KitRealms

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

We are a server with a unique KitPvP/Survival feel to it! We are currently looking for staff members and we are still under development. KitRealms is a highly developed server that we have spent months on creating. We have cool ranks, crates, kits, etc. We also have a massive KitPvP arena that anyone can fight in! Feel free to check out our server trailer!

Server Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZOYWZdSJbA

(Discord Server) https://discord.gg/fNYwwCG

Feel free to join our server!

(Server IP)

play.kitrelams.net play.kitrealms.com

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minecraft ist cool

4Fun

Cool server

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RupticMC | Vanilla & Modded

Economy, FTB, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Our server is dedicated to improving our players’ gameplay by enhancing the regular Minecraft environment! We currently have two modded servers and a survival server that you all can play on! We will soon have many more servers including Vanilla servers!

Servers: Hub Server: play.rupticmc.com (UNDER RESET) Survival 1.8-1.17.1 Server: surv.rupticm.com Chaotic Crusade Mod Pack Server: cc.rupticmc.com SkyFactory 4 Mod Pack Server: sf4.rupticmc.com

Extras: Our Website: https://www.rupticmc.com Our Discord: https://discord.io/RupticMC Our Webstore: https://store.rupticmc.com

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!