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Elon’s Drug Test: FOIA Edition

Accountability, civil liberties, DRUG, drug policy, drug test, drug use, Edition, elon musk, Elons, employee screening, FOIA, FOIA act, government employee, government oversight, investigative journalism, legal requirements, privacy rights, public interest, public records, public scrutiny, reddit, test, transparency, whistleblower protection, workplace regulations.

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension Hops:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what Elon Musk’s drug test results would look like? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us and uncover the secrets of this mysterious tech genius. Will he pass with flying colors or will he be caught red-handed? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Elon himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get the chance to mine diamonds with the man himself. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European leaders, european union, global trade, international relations, Macron, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff, Tariffs, tariffs threat, trade policy, trade war, transatlantic relations., Trouble, trump

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone is like “oh no, what do we do?” well, macron is all like “don’t worry, EU got this, we gonna stand up for ourselves and show trump who’s boss!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle against trump’s tariffs! build ur own fortress and protect it from the evil tariffs that try to take over ur land! let’s show trump that EU is not to be messed with! come join us and be part of the resistance!

Time Warp Heights

aging, biological aging, Earth’s core, feet, gravity, head, height, Heights, human body, physical differences, PHYSICS., relativity, Scientific theory, short people, space time, SPEED, tall people, Time, time dilation, time perception, time theory, time travel, Warp

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Omega Age Boost Server

age, ageing process, anti-aging, biological age, Boost, cellular health, daily dose, dietary supplement, essential fatty acid, health benefits, Health improvement, Healthspan, Longevity, longevity trial, omega, omega-3, Preventive medicine., REJUVENATION, research study, scientific findings, Server, slow aging, trial, wellness intervention

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	232	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like takin’ an omega-3 pill every day, but for yo Minecraft soul, ya know? It’s gonna slow down yo ageing process in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for years and still feelin’ fresh as a daisy. We talkin’ ’bout rejuvenating yo biological age in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for three years and still lookin’ like a Minecraft baby. So come on and join dis server, cuz we gonna keep you young and fresh in da Minecraft world, yo!

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

#youtube, 1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, comedy, Comment, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, Like.., Music, MysticCraft, No. 94941516, ONLINE, Popular, Realms, Share, social media, trending, uh oh, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like right now! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer screen, but with pickaxes and TNT!

And the best part? You can build your own empire, rule over your friends, and become the ultimate Minecraft overlord. Who needs real life when you can be a virtual kingpin?

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness and pixelated mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

HusbandHoggingMCServer

Army, Attention, baby, Communication, Conflict, family time, Friends, Gaming, husband, HusbandHoggingMCServer, Marriage, military wife, parenting, quality time, relationships, Relaxation, soulmate, Support, Tears, video games, work-life balance

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	292
Dimension Hops:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Holy Grails Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of your husband ignoring you and your beautiful baby to play video games for 18 hours straight? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch as your husband becomes addicted to building virtual blocks instead of ignoring his family.

Our server is so captivating that your husband won’t even remember his friends from the military – who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our community is so welcoming that he’ll never want to log off.

So say goodbye to tears and hello to endless hours of Minecraft madness! Join our server now and watch as your husband’s priorities shift from his computer screen to his loving wife and daughter. Who needs real-life relaxation when you have a blocky paradise to explore? Join us today!

HelmetHeistCraft

Argument, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, dog pee, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, gift, Gratitude, Helmet, HelmetHeistCraft, misunderstanding, moped, ownership, perspective, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Trust, Value

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of helmet drama like never before! Join us and immerse yourself in the epic tale of a girl who gave away her pee-smelling helmet, only to demand it back when it was fresh and clean. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice and keeps the helmet, or will you be the villain who tries to sell it for profit? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Moped Gang, where players ride around in style and cause chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with your friends to conquer the streets, or will you go solo and carve out your own path to glory? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server – where every helmet has a story to tell, and every moped ride is an adventure waiting to happen. See you there!

ZombieSurvivor SMP

apocalypse survival, emergency preparedness, End of the World, Long-term Survival, post-apocalyptic, smp, survival plan, survival skills, survival strategy, Survival Tactics, zombie apocalypse, zombie apocalypse preparation, zombie apocalypse strategy, zombie apocalypse survival kit, Zombie Attack, zombie defense, zombie defense plan, zombie outbreak, zombie survival guide, zombie survival plan, zombie survival tips, ZombieSurvivor

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Lol, bro, forget about the zombie apocalypse, join our epic Minecraft SMP instead! We got creepers blowing up left and right, skeletons shooting arrows at your butt, and zombies trying to eat your face off. But don’t worry, we got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons to slay those baddies like a boss.

Our server is lit AF, with crazy builds everywhere you look. We got a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a sky base made entirely of TNT, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, hehe).

But the best part? Our community is like a dysfunctional family, always causing chaos and cracking jokes. You’ll never be bored with us around, that’s for sure. So come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the ride of your life. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

CreeperCuisine

Adult, CEREAL, chicken nuggets, childhood favorite, comfort food, COOKIES, CreeperCuisine, french fries, grilled cheese, guilty pleasure, Hot Dogs, ice cream, indulgence, kid food, mac and cheese, Nostalgia, peanut butter and jelly, pizza, snack, spaghetti tacos, Treat

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4395
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Magic Crystals Found:	19

RareEarthCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Congress, controversy, Diplomacy, exchange, foreign policy, Impeachment, international relations, investigation, Minecraft, MINERALS, negotiations, Politics, quid pro quo, rare earths, RareEarthCraft, Server, Trade, trump, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, united states, White House

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

so, like, you know how trump is all like “i need some rare earths from ukraine, yo”? well, guess what? on this epic minecraft server, we got all the rare earths you could ever dream of! join now and trade those precious rare earths for some sweet in-game aid, just like trump wanted!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have rare earths, but we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle epic monsters. legend has it that the rarest of rare earths can only be found in this mysterious base, so get ready to embark on a wild adventure like no other.

oh, and did we mention that our server has the most lit parties in all of minecraft land? every night, we throw a massive block party where you can dance, chat with other players, and maybe even find your minecraft soulmate. who knows, you might even catch trump himself busting a move on the dance floor.

so what are you waiting for? join our crazy minecraft server now and experience the wildest, most bizarre adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. trust us, you won’t regret it!

TrumpCraft2020

Ban, campaign finance, Democracy, election, election security, FEARS, foreign interference, foreign political funding, Government, Greenland, influence, international relations, legislation, policy, political donations, Politics, regulations, SOVEREIGNTY, transparency, trump, TrumpCraft2020

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1349	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

lol imagine a world where Greenland is like “nah we don’t want no foreign political funding up in here cuz we scared Trump gonna come back and try to win our elections too” like bruh what even is that logic? but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness and just chill in a Minecraft server where the only political drama is deciding who gets to be the mayor of the pixelated village, then you gotta join this server ASAP. we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with talking cows. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Choco Latte Craft

Beverage, branding, branding mistakes, branding strategy, Choco, choco-latte, coffee, coffee industry, consumer behavior, Craft, latte, market, market analysis, market positioning, market trends, Marketing, marketing tactics, missed opportunity, mocha coffee, product development, product differentiation, product naming

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	394
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE HAVING A GOOD TIME? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN THIS SERVER, BRO!

WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND VILLAGERS THAT SELL YOU MAGIC POTIONS MADE FROM UNICORN TEARS!

NOT TO MENTION, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A GIANT CUP OF MOCHA COFFEE THAT YOU CAN SIP ON WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR DREAM CASTLE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Meatless Craze: Cheaper & Tastier!

#sustainability, affordability, Cheaper, consumer behavior, cost effective, CRAZE, dietary preferences, environmental impact, food choices, food trends, Healthy Eating, market research, meat alternatives, meat industry, meatless, Plant-Based, Preference, protein sources, real meat, study, tastier, vegan, Vegetarian

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Ores Mined:	935	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Magic Items Found:	7962	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE FROM REAL LIFE AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE MEAT ALTERNATIVES ARE CHEAPER THAN REAL MEAT! LIKE WHAAAAT? U CAN BUILD UR OWN VEGAN KINGDOM AND RULE OVER A LAND OF IMAGINARY TOFU AND FAKE BACON!

IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE CARROTS ARE THE CURRENCY AND COWS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD! U CAN FARM VIRTUAL VEGETABLES AND TRADE THEM FOR DIAMONDS, CUZ WHY NOT?

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WACKY WORLD WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS UR IMAGINATION…AND MAYBE THE OCCASIONAL CREEPER EXPLOSION. BUT WHO CARES, RIGHT? LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

MythFall

Adventure, Community, Dungeons, Economy, Fun, Items, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mythfall SMP, Server, Survival, welcome

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Mythfall SMP is a survival server with plenty to offer, from dungeons to cool new items! We’re welcoming anyone to check us out, enjoy your stay!

smc.mythfall.net

Eclipse Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, attraction, black men, cultural shifts, DATING, Diversity, eclipse, equality, gender dynamics, Interracial Relationships, love, media influences, modern dating, Preferences, Race, Realms, relationships, sexual preferences, social perceptions, societal changes, societal norms, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Star Shards Collected:	124	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	30
Enchantments Applied:	184	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Yo, bro, forget about that nonsense and join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection!

Our server is so lit, even creepers are lining up to join the fun. You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, slaying dragons, and making friends with pixelated pigs. Trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Players:	102/500	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mines Excavated:	3580	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3