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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3737 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!