Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Animals Bred: 187 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Void Armor Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

    IP Address play.mushroomvalley.net
    Features Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
    Modded No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
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    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded? No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
    How old is the server? The server is 1 week old.
    What plugins does the server have? Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
    Is the community friendly? Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 9769
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Elemental Crystals Collected: 78
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5574 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

    DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BlockyBattles

    BlockyBattles
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

    we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

    also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

    so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Zombie Dances: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

    UNIFIL Rocket Rumble
    haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Emeralds Found: 4741
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • SevTech ModArchy

    SevTech ModArchy

    Born 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.

    SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages

    Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    Why Choose Us?

    🌍 Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise.
    🎁 Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    🌈 Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    🤖 Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    🎮 Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    Our Features:

    🌄 Permanent World All builds are kept forever
    🌟 Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    🐾 Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    🏡 Land Claim Protect all your precious builds
    🪓 McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    💰 Strong Economy Thriving player economy
    🏆 Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    🌟 Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    🗳️ Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Dimension Hops: 0
    Falling into the Void: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for insane events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of books and dodge flying pencils to win epic prizes. Or how about participating in the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough), where you’ll have to break through walls of obsidian using only a carrot on a stick?

    But that’s not all! We also have Grand Assault missions like fighting Gregorius in an Indoor Torment with Heavy Armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft combat like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Potions Brewed: 29
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Cash Money Minecraft SMP

    Cash Money Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 378 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

    NephewCraft vs SisterSquad
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

    Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

    Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

    So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Towns Built: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyRejects

    CraftyRejects
    Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Crops Grown: 8813
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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