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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 9077 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
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come on down to our server, where the only self checkout you’ll find is when you defeat the ender dragon without breaking a sweat. who needs automation when u can have epic adventures and build insane structures with your bare hands? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. trust me, you won’t regret it.