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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 8084 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 706692 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2646 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 887 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
yo, u ever been to a minecraft server where the pigs ride the chickens and the creepers do the macarena before they explode? well, welcome to our server, where the only automation you’ll find is the redstone contraptions built by our resident mad scientists. forget about AI taking over the world, here we have villagers who can communicate with dolphins and trade emeralds for enchanted diamond pickaxes.
join us if u wanna experience the thrill of battling a dragon while riding a llama with a saddle made of enchanted golden carrots. our server is like a drive-thru on steroids, with chatbots that tell jokes and dispense free diamonds instead of burgers.
come on down to our server, where the only self checkout you’ll find is when you defeat the ender dragon without breaking a sweat. who needs automation when u can have epic adventures and build insane structures with your bare hands? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. trust me, you won’t regret it.
