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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 7080 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
join us if u wanna experience the thrill of battling a dragon while riding a llama with a saddle made of enchanted golden carrots. our server is like a drive-thru on steroids, with chatbots that tell jokes and dispense free diamonds instead of burgers.
come on down to our server, where the only self checkout you’ll find is when you defeat the ender dragon without breaking a sweat. who needs automation when u can have epic adventures and build insane structures with your bare hands? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. trust me, you won’t regret it.