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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 7225 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 509 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Join us on our server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the creepers have been trained to break dance instead of explode. Our virtual world is filled with secret underground lairs, hidden treasure chests, and a never-ending supply of cake (because who needs to eat in real life anyway?).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a gateway to a parallel universe where you can trade your dirt blocks for real gold bars and ride on the backs of unicorns. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, the player who accidentally stumbled upon a portal to the land of infinite diamonds and never looked back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your addiction to Minecraft reach new, absurdly hilarious heights!