Crafty20sWasted | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2729	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of wasting your 20s on boring stuff like school, work, and relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and waste your 20s in the most epic way possible!

Instead of spending your days in a cubicle or at the bar, you could be exploring our server’s vast and wacky world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and hilarious NPCs. Who needs a stable job or a committed relationship when you can be fighting off creepers and building giant phallic structures with your new online buddies?

Forget about saving for retirement or buying a house, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the next zombie apocalypse or how to outbuild your rival in a build battle. So come join us and waste your 20s in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible!

MuskCraft2028: Trump’s Exit Strategy

Corruption, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, exit, federal government, government accountability, government oversight, government transparency, hard drives, Information Security, Musk, MuskCraft2028, political ethics., Politics, presidential term, scandal, security breach, sensitive information, strategy, Technology, trump, Trump administration, Trumps

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed and more scandalous than a Musk rocket launch? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Trump himself would be shaking in his oversized suit.

Join us as we navigate through a world where Trump is the king of the land, Musk is the wizard pulling all the strings, and the only way to survive is by building the biggest, most beautiful wall (sorry, Mexico not included).

With secret hard-drives hidden throughout the server, you never know what sensitive information you might stumble upon. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Trump’s mysterious hair.

So why wait for 2028 to see Trump leave when you can witness the chaos unfold right now on our server? Join us and let the madness begin!

EliteCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, control, Democracy, Diplomacy, EliteCraft, European elite, european union, foreign policy, global politics, Government, influence, international relations, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, Server, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

So, like, u know how Putin is all like, “Trump is gonna make those fancy European peeps behave”? Well, we got a Minecraft server where u can be part of that craziness! Join us and help Trump and Putin keep those snooty elites in check. Build walls, make deals, and show those Europeans who’s boss. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plan all our world domination schemes. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

TrumpTailsMC

authoritarianism, Diplomacy, DOMINANCE, European politicians, european union, foreign policy, global politics, influence, international relations, Manipulation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, Submission, trump, Trump administration, TrumpTailsMC, united states, wag their tails, world leaders

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a total boss and make european politicians bow down to u? well, u found the right place, cuz on our server, we got putin himself claimin that european politicians will wag their tails for u if u join! yea, u heard that right, u can be the ultimate ruler of the server and have all the power in ur hands. come join us and show those politicians who’s boss!

Bingo’s Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, animated, Australian, Australian culture, Bingo, Bingos, Bluey, cartoon, Characters, children’s show, Dogs, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, humor, Minecraft, parenting, Popular, preschool, Siblings, TV series, unrealistic

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Animals Bred:	79	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE BONKERS THAN A MONKEY ON A POGO STICK? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON THIS SERVER, WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, TALKING DIAMONDS!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE’VE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND SING SHOW TUNES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE GIANT CHICKEN THAT RULES OVER THE LAND WITH AN IRON FIST? YEAH, HE’S A REAL TOUGH GUY, BUT DON’T WORRY, HE’S GOT A SOFT SPOT FOR PLAYERS WHO BRING HIM BUCKETS OF KFC.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN IN ON THE CRAZINESS! WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF WACKY ADVENTURES AWAIT YOU!

GeoquestMC

Earth, Economy, Empire, Factions, Geopolitical, GeoquestMC, Minecraft, Server, Survival, TOWN, Towny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

GeoquestMC is a geopolitical towny server where you are free to do what you want. Form a town, rise an empire, and take over Earth!

Join us at geoquestmc.com

geoquestmc.com

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

100, Anarchy, Bases, best map, betray, BROKE, cash prize, Chaotic Admins, Cheats, Connect, Discord, Door, Friend, Ip:, lavacasts, Lawless MC, Pigman, rule, semi anarchy, Streamer, Unpredictable, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, zombie

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Star Shards Collected:	50
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
ANARCHY BUT NO CHEATS
VANILLA GAMEPLAY BUT CHAOTIC ADMINS
Unpredictable server with old bases and lavacasts
Best map among minecraft servers
$100 cash prize for top streamer

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats on the server?	No, cheats are not allowed on the server.
How do I connect to the server?	Use the IP address: lawlessmc.com
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/2bYvHmQX

Fauna’s Echoes 1.20.4

1.20.4, adaptation, Animal Behavior, Behavior, biology, conservation, Copy, Echoes, Environment, Evolution, Fauna, Faunas, follow, Footsteps, imitate, learning, mimic, Nature, Observation, replicate, study, Traits, wildlife

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1794
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
New Chunks Explored:	63206	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, totally wild and crazy, just like that time when Fauna tried to ride a pig off a cliff!

I heard this server has like, magical powers or something. Like, you can turn into a unicorn and fly around shooting rainbow lasers at creepers.

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. I heard even the Ender Dragon busts a move on the dance floor!

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking potato named Spud.

So, like, why are you still reading this? Go join the server and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

abusive partner, arseholes, Budget, close friends, cousins, DEBT, Etiquette, family, Fiance, Grandparents, guest list, immediate family, in-laws, Invitations, long-term partners, Minecraft, Partners, Prioritizing, relationships, selfish, Server, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server where family drama doesn’t exist? Well, look no further than our server! We promise not to invite your crazy aunt or your cousin’s new partner who you’ve never even met.

Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Our budget-friendly server can accommodate up to 70 players, so you can invite all your immediate family and close friends without breaking the bank.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for not inviting your MIL’s awful partner. In fact, we encourage it! Because who needs toxic people ruining the vibe on your special day?

So come on over and join us for a drama-free wedding celebration like no other. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explosion instead? Let’s build some memories together!

Tax-Hating Billionaires Craft

billionaires, class warfare, Craft, discrimination, double standards, economic disparity, Ethics, Fairness, Government, Hypocrisy, Immigrants, Immigration Policy, INEQUALITY, Justice, Politics, Privilege, Social Issues, social justice, tax evasion, TAXES, TaxHating, wealth gap

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some wild and wacky fun!

Join us and become part of a community that values chaos and craziness above all else. We don’t discriminate against anyone, except for those pesky immigrants who pay taxes – they’re not welcome here! But if you’re a billionaire who doesn’t pay taxes, then you’ll fit right in.

Our server is filled with insane builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?). So come on over and join the madness – you won’t regret it!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Brussels, Brussels response, CraftyBlock, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, EU, EU response, european union, firm, global economy, international trade, Minecraft, political tensions, response, Retaliatory measures, Server, Tariffs, threatened, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Crops Grown:	2152	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and build some epic stuff, then this is the place to be, bro!

we got dragons flying around, like, breathing fire and stuff, and, like, you can ride them into battle against evil creepers and zombies. it’s, like, totally epic!

plus, we have this secret hidden treasure that, like, only the bravest players can find. it’s, like, filled with diamonds and emeralds and all that shiny stuff.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant lava pit where you can, like, challenge other players to duels? it’s, like, so intense, bro!

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever and have the time of your life, then, like, come join us now! you won’t regret it, i promise!

BlockyBoozeBan: No USA Drinks Allowed!

alcohol ban, alcohol consumption, alcohol control, alcohol import, alcohol policy, alcohol purchase, alcohol regulation, alcohol restriction, alcohol sales, Allowed, BlockyBoozeBan, Canadian provinces, cross-border trade, drinks, government decision, international relations, North American trade, ontario, provincial ban, provincial law, public health, québec, Usa, USA alcohol

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6321	Astral Projections Made:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

join dis epic minecraft server where we ban all USA alcohol just like Québec and Ontario!! y not come build ur own virtual bar and serve only canadian drinks like maple syrup shots and poutine cocktails 😂🍁🍻

we got crazy events like a moose racing competition where u gotta ride ur moose through obstacle courses and avoid getting hit by flying beavers 🦫🦌

if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear to ride around on and show off to ur friends 🐻🏔️

so come on over to our server and let’s have a poutine party like never before!! 🎉🍟🇨🇦 #sorrynotsorry #eh?

Broomstix

bartering, Broomstix, Economy, Harddifficulty, Landclaiming, PvP, Pvparena, smp, Teleportation, TutorialWarps, VotingRanks

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with a lead
Free fly in overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld
In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is this server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft?

Yes, this server has cross-play support for both Java and Bedrock editions, and no Java account is required.

2. Are there any custom features on this server?

Yes, there are custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and a bartering economy system.

3. Is griefing allowed on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

4. Are there any special events or features on the server?

Yes, there is free fly in the overworld on Sundays, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and random teleportation in the overworld.

Mystic Zen Realms 1.21

asian women, biological imperatives, coping mechanisms, cultural influences, emotional distress, identity crisis, mental breakdown, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, mystic, Obsession, Psychosis, Realms, self reflection, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, support systems, Therapy, Trauma, zen

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Yo, bro, if you wanna escape the clutches of Asian women and your crazy biological urges, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated blocks that will distract you from those temptations and keep you sane, man.

Plus, who needs real women when you can build your dream house in Minecraft and live your best blocky life?

Join us and say goodbye to those Asian women driving you crazy, one block at a time!

SleepCraftersGuild

Argument, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Empathy, flexibility, Focus, mental health, mood, partner, Priorities, quality time, relationship, Respect, Routine, sleep deprivation, sleep schedule, SleepCraftersGuild, Understanding, work

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Emeralds Found:	4137	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mines Excavated:	2652
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sleep schedules and respecting boundaries! Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world without any partner drama like sleeping on the couch.

Our server is perfect for those who value their mental health and need a good night’s sleep to conquer the blocky world. No more arguments over bedtime or Netflix episodes – here, you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring to your heart’s content.

So why join our server? Because we won’t judge you for sticking to your sleep schedule or prioritizing your well-being. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive partners who pout over missed TV time.

Come join us and build your own paradise, where sleep is sacred and drama is left at the door. Who needs a partner who sleeps on the couch when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who understand the importance of a good night’s rest? Let’s craft and chill, without any bedtime battles in sight!

PixelPecsMC

beauty standards, body acceptance, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body positivity journey, body positivity movement, body pride, Confidence, physical appearance, PixelPecsMC, self appreciation, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-perception, self-validation

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	194

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t appreciate your fabulous body features? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all things unique and quirky about you! Whether you have a nose that can smell diamonds from miles away or a butt that can break blocks with a single clap, we want you on our team! Join now for a chance to show off your one-of-a-kind body feature and dominate the competition in the most hilarious way possible!