Crafty Weebs United | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ObamaCraft: Where even creepers miss the good old days

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Trump is the president and Iran wouldn’t even dare to mess with us! Forget about WW3, because with Biden in office, anything can happen! Come build, mine, and survive in a world where politics are as crazy as the creepers exploding around you. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join now and see what kind of shenanigans await you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	357635	Void Gems Collected:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Creepers and Rainbow Sheep: Where Artists and Trans Folks Rule the World!

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Want to join a server where the players are always on the defensive, ready to protect their precious diamonds at all costs? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who believe they deserve everything handed to them on a silver plate – literally, we have a special silver plate item that gives you special powers in-game!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its wild and wacky community events. Last week, we had a giant chicken race where players rode on chickens around a track while trying to dodge obstacles. And next week, we’re planning a massive fireworks display that will light up the entire server.

So why wait? Join our server now and see why most artists end up trooning out after a few years – whatever that means! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and Friends

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody understands your true identity? Look no further, because on our server, you will find a character that is literally YOU. Yes, you heard that right. This character is so eerily similar to you that it’s practically your twin. People will stop you on the street just to comment on how identical you are to this character. It’s like looking in a mirror, but in Minecraft form. Join our server and embrace your true self, because this character is indisputably you. Who knows, maybe this character will become self-aware and start questioning its own existence. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can finally find your place in this world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and discover the true meaning of identity crisis in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, even Tourette’s can be beaten! That’s right, we’ve had players come on with Tourette’s and miraculously cure themselves just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but with blocks.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our players in action. We’ve got players who have been watching for hours without popping off, it’s like they’re superhuman or something. Who knows what other crazy abilities they might have?

So come join us on our mysterious and sus-filled Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even cure yourself of Tourette’s while you’re at it. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocky Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll question if you’ve stumbled into a whole new country! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of dancing llamas. Explore our vast landscapes, from the mystical Mushroom Forest to the treacherous Cactus Canyon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous villagers have formed a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the chickens. Will you join forces with the pigs to overthrow the feathered tyrants? Or will you choose to align yourself with the mysterious Endermen, who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the Nether?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself if this is even a real country… or just a crazy dream brought to life in blocky form!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Animals Bred:	74
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty AF – Mine for Days

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that magical madness?

So come on down and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mines Excavated:	2435	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Items Found:	5217
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server

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Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. You’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon, build a castle made entirely out of candy, and battle against a horde of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is purple, the water is made of rainbow juice, and the only rule is to have fun? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity

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Are you tired of sitting around on the internet complaining about the state of the world? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become part of a nationalist movement like never before. Fight against the evil kikes and be the change you want to see in the world. But beware, the feds may try to stop you, so be prepared for an epic battle like no other. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Diamonds & Lols – Mine, Craft, LOL with Friends!

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Are you tired of playing regular old Minecraft and want to spice things up with a little bit of Yu-Gi-Oh! action? Look no further than our server, where we fuse bodies and steal the show in epic duels!

Join us for the Duel Links Speed General #2451Stealing the show edition, where we focus on the SPEED duel format of the game. And if that’s not enough, we also welcome classic Yu-Gi-Oh! anime discussions because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve been celebrating the 2500 days since launch event with dream tickets and gems, and the upcoming events include a Mizar rerun and Dennis unlock.

If you need resources for info on Legendary Duelists, Skills, decklists, events, etc., we’ve got you covered with links to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki, Official Duel Links Page, and even a Yu-Gi-Oh! Probability Calculator because who doesn’t love a good probability calculation in the midst of a duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready to duel like never before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3595
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as finding your girlfriend’s panties in your brother’s bed? Look no further! Join our server and embrace the chaos – because who knows what other crazy surprises await you in the world of blocky adventures. Whether you’re building giant panty-shaped structures or embarking on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious panty disappearances, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – panties optional!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Zombie Dances:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!

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Are you tired of boring, cringey Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that is kind of gay and stinks of semen? Look no further! Our server is perfect for male delinquents looking for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have female delinquents with long skirts and cold attitudes. They may be bold and cute, but they will definitely keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to provide for a girl like that?

Join our server now for a crazy, outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to embrace the chaos!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Decisions: Left or Right?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have you mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your very existence with the age-old question: left or right?

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests where you must choose between going left or right, with each path leading to wild adventures and crazy challenges. Will you choose the path of righteousness and conquer the land, or will you go left and end up in a land of talking chickens and dancing creepers? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes (or just makes your dance moves even more epic).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember: when in doubt, always go left. Or was it right? Oh well, just pick a direction and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ores Mined:	3791
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchantments Applied:	171

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	78	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

WaifuCraft: Where your 2D dreams become 3D reality!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a classic Touhou game…but with chuddies! That’s right, you can battle it out with your friends while wearing your favorite pair of chuddies for extra protection and style points.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chuddie King, who will grant you special powers and abilities if you can defeat him in a chuddie-wearing duel. Rumor has it that the Chuddie King once defeated an entire army of creepers with just one flick of his chuddie.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most chuddie-filled adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even become the next Chuddie Champion and rule over the land in your stylish underwear.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	181	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Back in Block City

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Hey there, sleepyhead! Looking for a reason to crawl out of your dark, depressing hole? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers dance the Macarena.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build a castle made entirely of cheese, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1