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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5379 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 990 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! That’s right, a giant chicken with laser eyes! And if you can defeat it, all the treasure is yours!
But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding sheep as weapons! It’s shear madness, I tell you!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world! Join them in their quest for bovine domination!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, watch out for those laser-eyed chickens!