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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 8334 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 438 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!