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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 9514 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 497 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!