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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5627 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Ores Mined: | 6165 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Mines Excavated: | 3315 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!