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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 7106 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4188 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!