If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 128 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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