Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 4965 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
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