Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!
