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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 7699 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 77 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 44 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!