Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and nonsensical shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny. But beware, because the evil Chicken Overlord is hot on your trail, ready to steal your precious loot and turn it into a giant omelette!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for our server is filled with friendly players who will join forces with you to defeat the Chicken Overlord and claim victory for all of block-kind. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to bacon, in which case you might want to steer clear of those dancing pigs).

Updated November 4, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Infinity Stones Found: 2
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Mutts and Blocks: Woof-tastic Adventures in Minecraft

    Mutts and Blocks: Woof-tastic Adventures in Minecraft
    Are you tired of getting shot in your house in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, you can be a mutt and never leave your house again! That’s right, our server is zogbots final form – it’s like a delivery service for all your Minecraft needs. Just sit back, relax, and watch as the craziness unfolds right in your living room. Join now and experience the ultimate in lazy gaming!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Uniting Crafters in a Messy Place! SMP Server

    Uniting Crafters in a Messy Place! SMP Server

    UnitedCrafters SMP Overview

    Age Requirement 13+
    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Plugins Enhance gameplay while maintaining a vanilla feel
    Primary Currency Diamonds
    Discord https://discord.com/invite/8D3pxkydq4

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

    A: Yes, players must be 13 years or older to join UnitedCrafters SMP.

    Q: What type of server is this?

    A: It is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a vibrant and chill community.

    Q: What is the primary currency on the server?

    A: Diamonds are the primary currency used on the server.

    Q: Are there any playtime expectations?

    A: No, players are not required to meet any playtime expectations. Take breaks as needed.

    Q: Is griefing and stealing allowed on the server?

    A: No, griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun for others are not tolerated.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord linked above and apply there to become a part of UnitedCrafters SMP.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • The Cheating Creeper

    The Cheating Creeper
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old relationships that end in lies and deceit? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world, free from fake nurses and fake med school programs!

    Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies are the ones you tell about your epic mining skills. No more heartbreak, just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who thought they found the one, only to discover they were living a double life. But fear not, on our server, the only double life you’ll lead is as a master builder and a creeper slayer.

    Don’t be like our poor friend who fell for a fake nurse, join our server and build a life filled with adventure, friendship, and most importantly, honesty. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MemeCraft: ‘/vn/ – FD Edition’ – Where the memes are as blocky as the graphics!

    MemeCraft: ‘/vn/ – FD Edition’ – Where the memes are as blocky as the graphics!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take English-translated Japanese visual novels to a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and maybe even a few tentacle monsters.

    Looking for a place to discuss your favorite visual novels without the e-celeb drama? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered. Just make sure to use spoiler tags, or else you might find yourself in a love triangle with a tsundere yandere.

    Having trouble with your VN? Don’t worry, we’ve got the ultimate tech support tips for you. Just be in Japanese locale, read the Readme (who actually does that?), and if all else fails, copy and paste those error messages into DeepL for some magical solutions.

    Need a novel with a specific element? We’ve got a whole library of VNs to choose from, whether you’re into time-traveling cat girls or mecha battles with a side of existential angst.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that turns visual novels into a wild rollercoaster of emotions, memes, and maybe even a secret harem route? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and prepare for the ultimate VN experience!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Minecraft Madness: All Blocks Are Equal, Just Like Chinese People

    Minecraft Madness: All Blocks Are Equal, Just Like Chinese People
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can meet people from all over the world, including China? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Our Foreign Minister may have some trouble telling Chinese people apart, but that just adds to the excitement of not knowing who you’re talking to in-game! Plus, we have a China Town in our server that includes Japanese and Korean players, so you never know who you might run into. And don’t worry, we welcome all players, whether you’re descended from whites or monkeys (according to Argentina’s government, that is). Join us for a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft like no other!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Jersey Shore Creeper Invasion

    Jersey Shore Creeper Invasion
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to blow up New Jersey in the most epic way possible! Why waste your time building boring old houses when you can join us in creating chaos and destruction in the Garden State?

    Join us for insane PvP battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land of New Jersey with your explosive skills. Who needs diamonds when you have TNT at your disposal?

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the authorities while plotting your next big explosion. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server around. Just be sure to wear your blast-proof armor, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY!  Minecraft server
    The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • BauBau’s Fun-tastic Minecraft Madness!

    BauBau’s Fun-tastic Minecraft Madness!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere and starts a flash mob. Or how about the time when a giant pink unicorn rode through town, leaving a trail of rainbow blocks in its wake? Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Agent F, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of epic quests and treasure. Rumor has it that Agent F once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. True story.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of blocky fun!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Farms Harvested: 250
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyMcCraftFace

    CraftyMcCraftFace
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner furry and embark on epic adventures with pandas making headlines on the news! Join us for a wild ride through Warcraft, WoW, EQ, GW2, FFXlV, Dofus/Wakfu, TESO, and any other mumorpegger game you can think of.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pandas who have mastered the art of gaming. They will guide you through quests, battles, and maybe even teach you how to do a backflip in real life (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries incurred during attempted backflips).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground AI-generated imagery lab where players can create their own virtual worlds. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with?

    So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just become best friends with a panda who can speak in binary code. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SADSMP VS Hypixel

    SADSMP VS Hypixel

    Hypixel

    Pros Cons
    Large player base May experience server lag due to high number of players
    Wide variety of minigames and game modes May encounter more toxic behavior from players
    Active community and events Pay-to-win aspects in certain game modes

    SADSMP

    Pros Cons
    First anti-toxic server in Indonesia Smaller player base
    Unique features to enhance survival gameplay Limited variety of game modes compared to Hypixel
    Support for both Java and Bedrock editions Potential language barrier for non-Indonesian players

    FAQ

    Q: Which server has a larger player base?

    A: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to SADSMP.

    Q: Which server offers a wider variety of game modes?

    A: Hypixel offers a wider variety of minigames and game modes compared to SADSMP.

    Q: Which server focuses on creating a non-toxic gaming environment?

    A: SADSMP is the first anti-toxic server in Indonesia, focusing on providing a positive gaming experience.

    Q: Can both servers be accessed by Java and Bedrock edition players?

    A: Yes, both Hypixel and SADSMP support both Java and Bedrock editions for all versions of Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win aspects in either server?

    A: Hypixel may have pay-to-win aspects in certain game modes, while SADSMP focuses on creating a fair playing field for all players.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • FlawlessCraft: Where Imperfection is Perfection

    FlawlessCraft: Where Imperfection is Perfection
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge into battle against a horde of angry chickens who are out for revenge.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves. Just watch out for the creeper DJ who likes to drop explosive beats!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk? Who knows what kind of wacky quests and adventures you’ll find in this magical land.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where even the worst themes make you a top guy in Minecraft!

    Crafty Creepers: Where even the worst themes make you a top guy in Minecraft!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST theme for a top guy ever in your path! Why join, you ask? Because our server is so chaotic and insane that you’ll never know what to expect next!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant top guy comes crashing down from the sky and starts wreaking havoc on your world. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down this top guy and save the day!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. From explosive sheep races to skydiving off of giant mushrooms, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the top guy in this topsy-turvy world!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Welcome to OnionMC, where chaos reigns, creativity flourishes, and our secret headquarters is in Moldova!

    Welcome to OnionMC, where chaos reigns, creativity flourishes, and our secret headquarters is in Moldova!

    OnionMC Server Overview

    Server Name OnionMC
    Basic Premise – No usernames (everyone is named like “User 1984”) – Any content allowed – Everyone is hidden to each other (can’t see nametags) – Command autocomplete is disabled (can’t tab usernames) – Anarchy creative server on a superflat world – Hosted in Moldova, the “iceland of europe”, an extremely private country – Primarily a chatroom
    Play at onionmc.net

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I use my own username on this server? No, everyone is named anonymously like “User 1984”.
    What kind of content is allowed on the server? Any content is allowed on OnionMC.
    Can I see other players’ nametags? No, everyone is hidden to each other on the server.
    Is command autocomplete disabled on OnionMC? Yes, you can’t tab usernames for command autocomplete.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 582 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Airman’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

    Airman’s Epic Minecraft Adventure
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Florida man on bath salts? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the sheriffs can’t keep up! Join us for a chance to dodge bullets, solve mysteries, and maybe even end up in the wrong apartment (or is it the right one?) Just like this deputy in the bodycam footage, you never know what crazy adventures await you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafty Chaos: Where Creepers Are the Real MVP! ‘here’s what’s going to happen:’

    Crafty Chaos: Where Creepers Are the Real MVP! ‘here’s what’s going to happen:’
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and witness the legendary tale of a manager who got sacked multiple times, only to rise again like a phoenix from the ashes. Just like a player respawning after getting blown up by a creeper!

    With more plot twists than a soap opera, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat as you navigate through the ups and downs of this manager’s career. Will he finally find success or will he end up coaching a team of zombie pigmen?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of this epic saga that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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