Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	282	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7178	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Enchantments Applied:	71	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	40	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	1570
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Void Armor Forged:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Potions Brewed:	127	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Void Gems Collected:	40	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	179
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Towns Built:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8539
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6107
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg