Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Buildings Constructed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ores Mined:	7035	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Animals Bred:	164	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Void Armor Forged:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Void Armor Forged:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Towns Built:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8204
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	7257
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3253
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Items Found:	4135
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Zombie Dances:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Towns Built:	8

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	933203	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Astral Projections Made:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3012

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2514	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

play.bendersmc.co