Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6058
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Crops Grown:	3884
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Animals Bred:	142

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4384
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	860
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Void Armor Forged:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.