Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Emeralds Found:	2991	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Animals Bred:	73	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crops Grown:	7286

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Void Gems Collected:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	284	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Crops Grown:	9910	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ores Mined:	7375	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Enchantments Applied:	112	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Animals Bred:	63

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	784	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.