Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	113
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Emeralds Found:	2554	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	618	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Animals Bred:	136
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	35
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Potions Brewed:	116	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	14563	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.