Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Crops Grown:	9694

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Star Shards Collected:	277
Players Killed by Monsters:	8953	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Emeralds Found:	8630
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ores Mined:	2849
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crops Grown:	6139
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.