Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	97
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Divine Spears Created:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.