Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5913

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	14
Void Armor Forged:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mines Excavated:	4724	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3605

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Star Shards Collected:	108	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Divine Spears Created:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Emeralds Found:	9712

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	896310
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Farms Harvested:	198

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	8985	Alien Abductions:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.