Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8185
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Animals Bred:	93
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Emeralds Found:	763	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	225
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Crops Grown:	8180
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	643	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.