Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Buildings Constructed:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Crops Grown:	5541	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4700
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2450	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Animals Bred:	166	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	22	New Chunks Explored:	959064
Dragon Eggs Found:	2441	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9396
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Towns Built:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.