Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	543742
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	1832	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Star Shards Collected:	179

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Emeralds Found:	1558	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1519	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Star Shards Collected:	158
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	213
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Love Letters Sent:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Astral Projections Made:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Love Letters Sent:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Void Gems Collected:	37

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	87	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Chimeras Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Star Shards Collected:	176	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Farms Harvested:	466
Animals Bred:	50	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.