Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Towns Built:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Animals Bred:	138
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	98	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4921
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crops Grown:	6810
Star Shards Collected:	176	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Stride Learning Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes! Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.Java IP: mc.stride.gg Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CrystalMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Emeralds Found:	6757
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FroglightMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to FrogLight-MC! We are a fun Semi-Vanilla survival server that focuses on our players! Our goal is to build a strong community where people can play and be them selves while having fun. The Owners will be constantly looking to make sure our server is the best place to be part of a community and always take player suggestions into account when working on any major gameplay changes. A custom dungeon has been opened and is constantly being developed allows all players to proceed to become a powerful member of the economy through simply grinding rather than having to purchase any keys or ranks. Our staff are attentive and active in the discord and in game, constantly updating and fixing anything that requires it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!