Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	205	Secret Passages Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3992
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Magic Items Found:	5884

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Mines Excavated:	3634	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	9019	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mines Excavated:	2053
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	190

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Void Armor Forged:	30	Void Gems Collected:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	3492
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.