CraftyCreeperWarz

Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crucial, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security concerns, territorial integrity, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, united nations, vladimir zelensky, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we are fighting a virtual war against the evil forces of russia! ukrainian president himself said it’s crucial to join NOW before it’s too late! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend our virtual land from the invaders! who needs real life when you can save the world in minecraft, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and be a hero in the digital battlefield!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7404	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magic Items Found:	8675	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Star Shards Collected:	295

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	New Chunks Explored:	42376
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

‘ick on ‘eck, Click, Deck, long tail, Minecraft, NECK, sick, sick on eck, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Animals Bred:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	179
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocky Justice System

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Animals Bred:	121

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Divine Spears Created:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3962	Buildings Constructed:	33
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Towns Built:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Love Letters Sent:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7