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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 3949 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 194 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Farms Harvested: | 900 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!