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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2983 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Buildings Constructed: | 39 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 369 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!