BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP

BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP, male anatomy, male body image, male body language, male communication, male emotions, male fertility, male grooming, male hormones, male hygiene, male insecurities, male mental health, male physical appearance, male physiology, male reproductive system, male self-esteem, male sexual desires, male sexual health, male sexuality, male vulnerability, mens health

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer life’s most pressing questions, like “What do women not understand about men’s bodies?” Join us as we delve into the deep, dark mysteries of the male anatomy while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is the only place where you can uncover the truth behind why men can’t find anything in the fridge, why they refuse to ask for directions, and why they insist on wearing socks with sandals. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to explore.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to laugh, learn, and loot your way to victory, join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or discovering a hidden portal to the Nether in your backyard. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyCashLand

Boundaries, conscience, CraftyCashLand, Ethics, Greed, Integrity, Limits, materialism, MONEY, Morals, Principles, Priorities, Sacrifices, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, temptation, VALUES, wealth, worthiness

Are you willing to swim in a pool of lava while juggling creepers? Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to do that (unless you want to show off your skills)! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, the treasure you’ll find on this server is worth more than all the money in the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PinoyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know this server is like, totally epic cuz we got like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff happenin’ all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a bunch of pandas and llamas, and it was like, so intense, bro.

and, like, if u join our server, u can totally be a part of our super exclusive underwater dance party. we got dolphins breakin’ it down and turtles doin’ the worm. it’s like, the coolest thing ever, dude.

plus, we got this secret hidden treasure that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. but, like, if u can defeat them, u get all the diamonds u could ever want. it’s like, totally worth it, man.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of all the craziness. u won’t regret it, bro.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu

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lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs!! also, the owner of the server once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden sword while blindfolded and riding a pig. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that gives hugs instead of exploding. so come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even peace between pigs and creepers!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CellCraft: Leukemia Saviors

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is so lit, it’s like a doctor’s miracle cure for leukaemia! We got that new cell therapy that will save you from boring old servers that ain’t got no game. Just like those 16 patients who went into complete remission, you’ll be cured of your boring Minecraft blues within a month of joining. So come on, join us and let’s cure that gaming ailment together!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

⭐SURVIVAL 🏹 WITHOUT CREATIVITY 🧊 WITHOUT LAGS ❌⭐ Minecraft server

Auctions, Clans, classic, costumes, creativity, DONAT currency, Donations, Duels, Economy, effects, Events, Fly, FOREIGNER SERVER, Free Donations, FREE RANDOM DONATIONS, Funny and friendly players, Gadgets, Griefing, Large Online, Large private areas, Naruto, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, rubies, Russian, Survival, Unique warp system, Vanilla, Weddings, Without any lags, Without Launcher

✅ SURVIVAL

✅ RUBIES

✅ FREE RANDOM DONATIONS / FREE

✅ FOREIGNER SERVER

✅ Hello! We, as server professionals, thought it would be better if we used this information for Minecraft. We are from other other countries. Germany, Türkiye and Japan this means you will see something unusual, something different from others. With all the information, experiences of other countries. We wish you a pleasant game.

✅ Without any lags, griefing, creativity

⭐ Survival on cool version [Даже у админов нет креатива!]

⭐ Large private areas for players and donors – there is enough space for everyone!

⭐ Duels with bets and unique sets of items – /duel

⭐ Quests, auctions, weddings – they won’t let you get bored!

⭐ Pets, gadgets, effects, costumes – will make you stand out from the crowd and entertain you!

⭐ No creativity – no donation trash

⭐ No griefing, your building will not be broken

⭐ A large number of works

⭐ Unique warp system for players!

⭐ We give out DONAT currency for top 1 in statistics!

⭐ No lags on weak PCs

⭐ Funny and friendly players

⭐ Your own PVP arena for those who like to fight and find out who is stronger!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Half Baked Vanilla Minecraft Shenanigans!! 😂🍦

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Nethershore SMP
Nethershore is a community-based semi-vanilla casual Minecraft server that launched in February 2022. We are about to launch our sixth season this Sunday, 29th September and we want YOU to join us!

Overview:

Engage with our small community and make some friends – we have had members in many time zones every season so there will always be someone to talk to
Get help from the staff quickly and efficiently – we’ll always take suggestions members have and most likely implement them
Play Minecraft at your pace – we won’t get angry or ban you if you’re not on a certain number of hours a week

Direct Message the accounts toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord to get an invite!!

https://youtu.be/-pdV46J82NE?si=Jv6-ClGqwB5dRpBL

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by sending a Direct Message to toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly community atmosphere. Rules will be provided once you join the server.
Can I play on the server at any time?	Yes, you can play at any time that is convenient for you. There are members from different time zones, so there will always be someone online to play with.
Is there any age restriction to join the server?	While there is no strict age restriction, we recommend that players be mature and respectful towards others on the server.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with the madness!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete to see who can slay the dragon with the most style. And don’t miss our weekly llama races, where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Party Animal Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP for a party like no other! We’ve got beer, liquor, weed, girls, and high school students (just kidding, we’re all adults here). Our parties are so epic, they’ll make you feel like you’re back in 2015, even if you’re actually 28 now. And hey, if things get too crazy, at least we don’t have any black guys bringing guns to the party (we hope). Join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget (or maybe you will, depending on how much beer you drink)!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SisNeedsToTalkToNiece

blended family, child development, Communication, Emotional support, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, Family secrets, Family Support, Family Therapy, family unity, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, sibling rivalry, SisNeedsToTalkToNiece, step siblings, stepfamily

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of family…even if it’s a little dysfunctional! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the blended family drama of our players.

Picture this: a 7-year-old princess from one family, a 14-year-old warrior from another, and a 12-year-old wizard caught in the middle. Will they learn to see each other as real family, or will they continue to battle it out in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a concerned aunt and a stubborn mom, as they fight over the best way to handle family drama. Will they find common ground, or will the server be torn apart by their conflict?

Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft! Remember, in this world, anything is possible…even reconciling with your stepsiblings over a game of block-building madness.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	49
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CreeperCrazeMC

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama disco party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wacky adventure like no other? Come on down and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up your messes is encouraged! No messy drama, just good vibes.

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Drama, Dynamap, encouraged, Events, Good, Janitor’s Closet, Janitors, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Lore, Messes, Messy, nation, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, VIBES, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.
Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins!

Plugins
Dynamap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	579
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Frontpage Wose Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make it to the front page of Minecraft fame!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Snoot Saturday – Wagie Wesley Edition Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a creeper has TNT, and our community is crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie villager. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there!

And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – and maybe watch out for those sneaky creepers. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BF’sBlockyBucks Minecraft Server

adulting, BFsBlockyBucks, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, compromise, Empathy, financial assistance, financial responsibility, lending money, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, money management, partner dynamics, personal finance, Priorities, relationship advice, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, spending habits, Support, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of balancing love and finances, just like this player balancing her relationship and her boyfriend’s spending habits!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world while also learning valuable lessons about money management. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a partner in-game who will spend their diamonds wisely!

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures while avoiding the temptation of overspending at the virtual Target and Amazon pallet stores. Will you make the right choices or will you end up in debt to your fellow players?

So come on, join our server and see if you can navigate the tricky waters of love and finances in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, always mine responsibly!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

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BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP

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CraftyCashLand

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PinoyCraft Minecraft Server

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CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu

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CellCraft: Leukemia Saviors

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⭐SURVIVAL 🏹 WITHOUT CREATIVITY 🧊 WITHOUT LAGS ❌⭐ Minecraft server

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Half Baked Vanilla Minecraft Shenanigans!! 😂🍦

Overview:

FAQ

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Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Party Animal Minecraft SMP

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SisNeedsToTalkToNiece

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Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up your messes is encouraged! No messy drama, just good vibes.

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

Discord Info

Our Plugins!

Updated November 2, 2024

Frontpage Wose Minecraft Server

Updated November 2, 2024

Snoot Saturday – Wagie Wesley Edition Minecraft SMP

Updated November 2, 2024

BF’sBlockyBucks Minecraft Server

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2