Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as stealthy as a sneaky Khajiit? Look no further! Our server is so secretive, even the Thieves Guild would be impressed.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mods, and a community crazier than Sheogorath himself. Need a break from slaying dragons in Skyrim? Check out our sister threads for some adult fun or lore discussions that will make even the most seasoned loremaster’s head spin.

And don’t worry about starting from scratch – we’ve got a treasure trove of mods and patches to make your journey easier. So grab your sword, sharpen your arrows, and join us on the most epic Minecraft server this side of Tamriel. Just watch out for mudcrabs – those little guys are vicious!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 486
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 310 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

    SuperpowerSMP: MindReader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

    Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Potions Brewed: 141 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BlockyLoveIsland

    BlockyLoveIsland
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

    Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

    we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

    plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

    oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Legendary Benders SMP

    Legendary Benders SMP

    This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

    MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

    MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Falling into the Void: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

    That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

    That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Type Version Features Age Restriction
    SMP Java 1.20.1 Fabric Modded, PVE, Whitelisted 18+

    Server Description:

    That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

    Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

    Discord Invite Link

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
    Is there an age restriction? Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
    What mods are included in the server? The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
    Can I build and explore freely on the server? Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
    What special features does the server offer? The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

    Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

    Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • The Anonymous SMP Experience

    The Anonymous SMP Experience
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

    But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

    So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

    CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

    Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 168
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 193 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

    GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

    But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Pet ChatCraft

    Pet ChatCraft
    Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyUkrainians

    CraftyUkrainians
    lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 53
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5734 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Villages Defended: 17 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Woof Talkers United

    Woof Talkers United
    come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

    if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8977 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

    Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Farms Harvested: 782
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

    Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

    Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

    So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 24

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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