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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3638 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 737 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!