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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9392 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 210 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!