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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4464 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4175 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 248 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!
